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I don't own a Blackberry. But my clients don't know
that. They're impressed when they receive an e-mail from me with the tag
line: "Sent from my BlackBerry wireless handheld." It
shows that I'm available 24/7 and always responsive to their every needs.
Am I lying? Literally, yes. However, in the world of
business we are always stretching the truth to impress our customers.
We want to give them a sense that we're successful, and never let them
know that they're the first serious prospect we've had in a month. A generation ago, sales reps did it with gold-embossed
business cards, Gucci shoes, monogrammed French cuffed shirts, and of
course the obligatory Cadillac. And back then, if you worked from your basement you
still had an answering service that responded with a real human being
saying, "Reinfeld and Associates, could you please hold." And your mailing address was always a fancy downtown
address (even if it was your brother's dental office). However today, when you often never meet a prospect
face to face, what can you do to differentiate yourself? Obviously it
has to be in the world of cyberspace. Let me offer some examples. 1. Have every e-mail of two lines or less say it's sent
via your Blackberry. Don't try it with longer messages. No one is going
to believe that you typed a 200-word message from a Blackberry keypad.
2. Have a long confidentiality statement and disclaimer
at the end of each e-mail. Make sure it has a lot of legalese about intellectual-property
rights. (I actually paid a second-year law student to write mine.) 3. On your website, add a page of "white papers."
This proves that you take an intellectual approach to your business. Now,
you actually don't have to write these white papers. What I do is write
one paragraph and then inform the reader he/she must sign up and get a
12-digit password to read the entire document. I know I never sign up
for other people's websites, so I assume most people won't take the time
to sign up for mine. If someone actually signs up, what do you offer?
Obviously you are not going to take the time to write these white papers.
So just have the page say 'under construction.' 4. Make sure your photo is from 20 years ago, when you
still had hair (guys) or when you were really a brunette (girls). 5. Add a few testimonials from satisfied customers.
You don't have to offer the name of a real person. Just say the quote
is from a "CFO of a Fortune 100 corporation." You know the drill,
make it up, but please keep the hyperbole to a minimum. 6. Never have a visitors counter on your website. Why
would you want someone to know that he's only the 43rd visitor to the
site since it was updated five months ago? And imagine if he actually
returns in a few days and sees that he is now number 45. The one addition to my website that I am having trouble
faking is a blog. I have nothing new to say every day. Most probably,
I would find it hard to find something new and insightful to say every
fortnight. My current solution is to say that my blog is on hiatus, because
I am working on my book. For you newly minted MBAs, don't be disillusioned. How many of you really believe what you read on those matchmaking and dating Web sites? As I say on my macho male profile: Amicule, deliciae, num is sum qui mentiar tibi? Baby, sweetheart, would I lie to you? This article may not be copied or reproduced in any way without the expressed written consent of the Author. All licensing reqests are handled on a case-by-case basis. Contact Hesh for more information or to discuss licensing.
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